Man, this oil spill/explosion/circlejerk in the Gulf is so fucked. And it’s another example of one of those “OH DEAR-ISMS” that make me want to fucking punch an oil executive in the scrotum instead of throwing my hands in the air in exasperation. That is an expression, I do not actually throw my hands (I keep them in their jars), but you get the idea.
I think there is actually a SOLUTION to our environmental woes that acknowledges FORCE=LAW and all this other philosophical bullshit that I won’t get into. How about every time there’s an environment spill caused by a corporation dickface, we should make the board of executives and CEO and all the people who work at that plant swim in the shit on the second day of a spill. If it’s been properly cleaned up on the first day, no problems.
Problem… fucking… solved. You may think this is extreme, but I just call it radical reform that would work. If you disagree, then go suck an oil executive’s cock, I got nothing to say to you.
Anyways, here’s the news to fucking depress you (and make you angry).
PS- someone punch the BP CEO in the scrote.
