Manifesto of Malevolence « Angry Little Comic

Manifesto of Malevolence

This is bastard art. Don’t tell anyone, friends will only hurt you. Everything sucks.

The TECHNOCRACY MANIFESTO has been deleted to further piss you off (you can thank THE PERFECTED ALGORITHM), because the first and only rule of Angry Little Comic fight club is… go fuck yourself!

If you are looking for the asshole who made this site and try to kick his ass… you’re welcome to try. His name is Schizo Steve and he has a robot army armed to the teeth that he’s controlling from his secret moon colony.

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