America will be great, meow and forever.
UPDATE AFTER MANY DAYS OF WANDERING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD: Mister Cat’s SuperPAC “SuperMEW” has released an image of his litter box today in honor of his commitment to eradicating the mice scourge (you didn’t think they vanish into thin air, did you brother?).
And great news! Mister Cat will be rubbing up against voters’ legs later this week in [your primary state]. Be sure to head down and support Mister Cat and his just-released mew-mew-mew plan.